Watermelon Mimics Tuna

Here is a case of envy. This watermelon came to me and disclosed his desire to be ahi tuna. I did what I could do. I told the watermelon "this might hurt a little" and I plunged my knife right through him, the screams were deafening. With some squares of his rind in hand, I snuck off to a pot of pickling liquid and put the melon out of his misery. Moments later I pulled the melon out of the liquid and now, in his after life, he became tuna. Holy Hindu reincarnation!! Oh yea, also on the plate is black sesame tahini, fennel fronds, and a quenelle of fennel fluid gel.